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Kissing “sex enum(‘m’, ‘f’) not null” goodbye.

The german constitutional court just created a major database upgrade problem, for good: They mandated a positively stated third gender.

That basically makes this code illegal:

CREATE TABLE t (
...
  sex enum('m', 'f') NOT NULL,
...
);

as this would force a decision between the only alternatives male and female. Also, code like

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The Great German Chocolate Cream Divide

To the left: What goes into Nudossi. To the right: What goes into “Other” Chocolate Creams.

There is a fundamental and very German schism that still divides re-unified Germany. All German children growing up eating chocolate cream on their German bread, the way children in Nederland are eating Hagelslag instead. But while children in the former West grew up on Nutella, the children in the East got Nudossi.

Turns out, they managed to overtake the West without catching up (“Überholen ohne Einzuholen”) – Nudossi contains about 3 times more Nuts, and way less Oil. Still, if you look at the amount of sugar, neither mixture is exactly healthy.

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Trump Method

Starships: They give up, how frustrating.

Supremacy, Kozlov, Epic, 6 Opponents, Moderate, All victories.

Zero Science planets, but one world with constantly rising city count. I am building everything there, and start a secondary Metals world and lacking Science, an Energy world, too.

Elodie (Yellow) almost dies early in the game and goes nowhere. Hutama (Orange) throws the towel and joins Kavitha (Red) of all teams. So do Barre (Green) and finally Elodie, too.

Due to the Energy flood I am having a fleet of 8x 400HP heavies with Plasmas and heavy Armor, Science on Armor and Plasma, too.

I get bored and invade Kavitha, negotiate, get 13k Metals, build wonders, and immediately declare war on Kavitha again, invade, negotiate, get 11k Science, science it into Plasma improvements, immediately declare war again, invade, negotiate, get another 11k metals, and build more wonders.

With my own Metals that’s a 65k Metals round, and a Wonder Victory. Ok, I guess that’s one way to do it.

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The Chaos breaks german elections, again

Actually, the election was broken before, and the Chaos Computer Club just happened to be the only one looking closely enough, again. (German PDF)

Ten years ago, they broke the digital elections in Hamburg, which were to be based on the Digitaler Wahlstift. Because of that, and Wij vertrouwen stemcomputers niet there is actually a completely offline paper record that can be used to rebuild election results from hand.

So this time CCC looked at the electrion result collection and tabulation software, PC-Wahl 10. And found something uses default passwords of the calibre test/test, using FTP based unsigned software updates, and using no secure way whatsoever to transmit and validate election results.

„Elementary principles of IT-security were not heeded to. The amount of vulnerabilities and their severity exceeded our worst expectations“, says Linus Neumann, a speaker for the CCC that was involved in the study.

If there is ever a valid use case for the Blockchain
Merkel Merkle Trees, it’s probably this.

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Y2Gay was not a joke article

(Article in German)

So the software in German Standesämtern does not implement marriage properly after the law changed: It cannot register a marriage between partners of the same sex. The workaround is to enter the sex of one of the partners falsely, hence the “Geschlechtsumwandlung” (“sex change”) in the articles title.

Time to read the Y2Gay article again, and this time not as a joke.

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Meanwhile, in Germany…

Yesterday was the big Tesla Delivery Event, in which the first 30 cars have been handed over to their new owners, and in which the final technical specs have been revealed. Electrek has the full scoop, of course.

Yesterday was also the date, on which Bavarian Ministerpräsident Horst Seehofer percolated the idea to give tax breaks on the purchase of Euro 6 Diesel cars. Yes, he was serious.

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