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Passenger dragged onto Ryanair flight

»Outcry as shocking scenes emerge of passenger being dragged onto Ryanair flight« titles the satiric magazine Dafty News, spot on, to continue:

Michael O’Leary, the outspoken CEO of Ryanair appeared unconcerned last night as he told reporters: “I don’t know what all the fuss is about, to be honest. The flight was underbooked and this individual was spotted wandering aimlessly around Costa Coffee in the airport lounge, so after making sure he had a credit card, we took him took the necessary steps to get him on board.

Remember: It’s only funny, because it’s almost true.

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One Comment

  1. Rudolf Polzer

    TIL: es gibt noch einen Postillon, den ich nicht kannte.

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